Hey everyone look it’s the Jeff Bezos infidelity texts!
Did he have Alexa write this for him?
what did this bird do
I wish i had context on this
here u go
I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.
I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed
I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.
I’m so pleased.
I HAVE MORE BIRDS TO SHARE
These are more funny than I could ever be
I LOVE TROUBLED BIRDS
“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.
yeah Georgia? that’s an ice cave ? that’s a god damn ice cave? that’s the only thing you intended to paint? that’s it? just an ice cave?
all of georgia okeefes art is like this dont act surprised
It Really Is.
Staff seeing this:
I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude.
Millenial relationships at its finest tbh
Niggas is magic bro. 🔥🥵
When you don’t blow ya food you just bite and go haufhuafhaufhuaf!
This what God see when you don’t say grace.
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender
LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT
#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start
Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please
YES PLEASE
i did the thing
All the time
Yepperz
every time i step outside
Saturday night
Credit: UNILAD
Me watching the ice split
